Can you be allergic to a state?

I will have to argue yes. I have decided I am 100% allergic to the state of Texas. Since I arrived here, from the iceberg, I have been coughing, sneezing, wheezing, itching, sleeping, etc, etc,etc. So, after endless attempts with antihistamines, Dr NotDreamy puts me on prednisone. Now my face is broken out worse than some oily teenager named Chad. UUUGGGGHHHHH!!!!!! I am thinking of leaving early for Oregon, for these reasons alone! And in an attempt to clear up face before I start work. I don't want to go my first day with 10 layers of makeup on. Maybe if I get a great new haircut, no one will notice. Hum....any ideas???? Anyone.....Anyone?????

Still, no offers for anyone to drive cross country, with me? What gives?