First Name: Oxy Last Name: Moron

Maybe I forgot everything I learned in college?

Fact: Over the last ten years it is safe to say I catch a wicked bronchitis once or twice a year. Except for the three years I quit smoking.

Update: I have icky bronchitis right now.

The little white lie at the doctor's office:
Dr. McNotDreamy - "Do you smoke?"

Me - "Goodness no. I'm a respiratory therapist."

None of these things statements have anything to do with the fact that I am coughing up gummi bears, I am sure of it!